Biggest wanger award this week

If you forget to breathe you will most likely die. Advanced studies done by us show that people who aren't breathing are usually dead.

We have come to the conclusion that if you follow us on social media your IQ visibly lowers

While we understand how tempting it is to eat that pack of eggs raw, Dont do it eggs have bad stuff in them we think.

have you always wanted to disappoint your parents but just didn't know how, If yes then you should join our team and become a Discord mod. We pay absolutely nothing for your work and do not expect to be appreciated.

remember a bear is a lot stronger than you so don't try and fight it you will lose ..probably 

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